Seinfeld

I dreamed I was talking to Jerry Seinfeld about his career. He said that he missed doing a TV show and was trying to get another sitcom going on NBC. I asked why he didn't do something on cable where he could be more EDGY, like his buddy Larry David. I told him he was already rich why does he need another hit show? Just go on cable and do whatever you want. He didn't respond but it seemed like he was lazy and just wanted an easy cash train. He seemed, like, entitled for one.

I can't remember anything else about this dream but I do remember Jerry did not come off like a jerk, actually.

Valentine

Here's a valentine I made.

Cherry Blossom Clinic

I dreamed Terre T of WFMU made a CD of skits she made with Jon Wurster as a bonus for WFMU Marathon pledgers.

This dream is dumb, I am only posting it to say that I woke up abruptly almost drowning on my own mucus (I am sick).

Meow.

Today I dressed up like a cat and slept in a box.

Mechanics

I dreamed I was back in high school, but everything looked the way high school looks in movies, but it was NOT a movie. There was this mechanic, played by John DiMaggio, and his mechanic sidekick, played by Jack Black, but it was NOT a movie, they were just acting in these roles in real life. In the dream my friends were pranksters and they pissed the mechanics off, and I didn't do any pranks, but the mechanics blamed me and were out to get me. There was a point where Jack Black called me on the phone and I was like "woah is this Jack Black" and he was all "no." My friends played a prank on this girl, saying they were gonna take her to the dance, but then putting a mushroom-shaped ciabatta hat (filled with cheese) on her head. I knew that they would get in big trouble for it so I fled the scene, but then the mechanics started chasing me and were pissed at me.

Toward the end of this dream I kind of half woke up and, while I was still dreaming, I was thinking "I should post this dream on unclephilsmovie." When I woke up and the dream turned out to be not that interesting and didn't make much sense I was disappointed.

Wes Anderson Movies, McDonalds, and High School

I dreamed that I went to a movie theater (a recurring theme in my dreams) and Wes Anderson was filming his latest movie. It was about a young boy who was a child actor and he went to a movie theater for some reason, and there were a bunch of wacky characters working there. It was a weird theater, there were two floors, and in between the first and second floor there was a giant conference room. It looked like a room out of Bruce Wayne's mansion. I saw one scene get filmed, there was a lady working there who was a stripper and the old man who ran the movie theater hated her stripping. She had a huge rack and she was threatening to pour water on herself, much to the old man's dismay. This was happening in front of the kid too. The old man got pissed and drove away to a gas station or something.

I went back to the movie theater later, apparently the movie theater also MADE movies. The characters in the movie were filming a movie about prehistoric times, and they had these fakey little backgrounds and papier mache pterodactyls on strings flying around. I was like "Is this how Wes Anderson thinks we think movies are made?" I was so disappointed in him.

Later I dreamed I was back in high school (another recurring theme in my dreams). I rode my bike to high school (which I never actually did) and when I got there I was early so I decided to go get food at the school McDonalds. One of my teachers was at the counter. I ordered an orange soda, some cookies, and a toy, but the right half of the McDonalds got struck by lightning right when I was ordering. None of the stuff that I ordered got struck though.

MST3K

I dreamed that Adult Swim started airing Mystery Science Theater 3000 every day in Futurama's timeslot. I forgot to watch it until its run was almost over. I figured I could catch it on the second run, but then I worried that maybe AS wouldn't rerun it, like they didn't rerun Pee-Wee.

Adult Swim was also airing another old show that I liked that I wanted to watch, I forget which though.